I must give off a vibe.
Me: [staring at display of two buck chuck] What's the difference between a Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot and Shiraz?
Trader Joe Employee: Uhh, they're like all reds. I'm not really sure what the difference is.
Me: Oh.
TJE: Yeah.
Me: I guess I'll take the Merlot.
TJE: They'll all get you fucked up.
Me: Cool, that's all I'm really going for.
Posted by Ben Corman at 9:44 AM